Ban the user above you!

Alright, this Game is pretty simple. All you do is ban the user above you, and give a reason. Of course, this is not real banning.

Rules:

-No offensive reasons.
-No reasons with swearing, illegal content etc. in.
-You MUST give a reason for banning.
-Please follow all Rules.

Try to make your reason as funny or random as possible.

Example:

Person 1: Banned because I am playing Castlevania DoS while throwing banana skins outside the window.
Person 2: Banned because you are making people slip.
Person 1: Banned because it's fun to make people slip.
Etc.

I'll start, even though there is nobody above me. <_<

Banned because I gave a crappy example.

Banned because you are who you are.

Banned for being a Kefka fan. =O

Banned because I doubt you know who he is

Banned for likeing Kingdom Hearts

Banned because I am not an Espeon, I'm a Kefka.

Banned for laughing

Banned because Laughing High-Pitched keeps the doctors away

Banned because you're an Umbreon. =P

Banned because your a espeon

Banned because you have a Pikachu avatar

Banned because you haven't went to bed

Banned because I have Spring break. XDD

Banned because you have Spring Break

Banned because im awesome

Banned because This is like the First thread to reach 2 pages...

Banned because you haven't played pokemon heart gold

Banned for beating HG/SS before me. =P

Banned Because so have I
SS, just like you

Banned because im watching a movie

Banned because I am playing FFXIII

Banne because im eating pizza

Banned because I am pwning Sabrina in SS.

banned because your playing SS